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3-Colier (impressively long)A Donald (from England, Donald Trump rhymes with dump)A doo yoo moosed Admiral BrowningA horse peaking out of the barn ABC -- another bad creation Afterburner AGB- after grog bog Alley apple Anal leakage Another one bites the dust Ass piss (or AP) Ass Rocket Ass-Opening Experience air out the anus air out the ass arc one out ass sneezingBaby arm Baby makes cake Backdoor stinger Backing out the finless brown trout Bag of goodies Bake bread Bake brie BarBQ nuggets Battle the beast back the big brown caddy out of the garageba-doopBeans in the bowl Bearding the bowl Become a logger Beef Jerky Beer Deuce -- the nasty dump after a long night of drinking Beware of number 2 Big Greasy One -- the one you get about once a month or so, and it is so big that it is worth tellin Birth Chocolate Babies Birth the Brown Nosed Weasel Blast a deuce Blast a dookie Blastin' turds bajsabake browniesbig jobbybite a trainblast a dookiebloopblow blow some mud bob for applesbog buang air besarbuild a log cabinburnersburial at seabury cablebury a quakerbust a dookbust a shitbust assBlow chocolate Blow holes in the ozone Blow mud Blow out an o-ring Blowin it up -- stinking up the bathroom Bomb Pearl Harbor Bomb Porcelanistan Bomb the Bay Bomb the White House Bombing the Ty-D-Bowl man Bombs over Crapdat Boo Boo Boom Boom Bowel Movement Bowl-freckling Brag Brawl with the serpent Break porcelain Bronze some beef medallions Brown art Brown Cola Brown Pee Bud Mud -- crap after drinking Build a log cabin Building a rocket Bum Bucker Beaties--when all your sweat glands turn to anuses and you die of the drizzlin shits Bury a Quaker Business Bust a crap Bust Ass Bustin' a purge Butt cough Butt lumps Butt nuggets Butt Pee Butt Stick Butt-cracker Butter tarts Butter the roll Butt-rock cagandoCall of nature Cannon Baaall! Captain's log Cast your pellet Celtic pride -- green poo Chasing ducks Check your bags Choco suprise Chocolate gone bad Chocolate SharkChocolate IcebergCigar between the Cheeks Clank Cleanse the colon Clear out the pipes clumsy brown troutCoco Pebbles Coil some rope Colon cowboy Conducting Air Strikes Over Porcelainastan Cop a squat Cotton-sniffing turtle Cow Pie Crack the whip crackin' a rat Crank out a tube-steak Crankin' a Hanky Cranking out the Chocolate Soft-Serve Crap Crap on a stick Crowning -- like when a babies head begins to appear call one's uncle christen the comfort stationchuck the footballclean one's colonclear the air cockencook some beanscop a shit crap cut off a loaddefecate desecrate the throne room dispatch a Yankeedive bomb do a dog do business with Johndo one's daily dutydo one's dirt do poopsie do the doodown the periscopedown the proctoscopeDance with the white ribbons (TP) Dancing of the Dingleberries Danglers Dart -- as in diarrhea fart Defecate Dense fart Dirty Hail Dirty Snap Dirty up the bowl Do a job Do your duty doggie bag Doo Doo Doo Doo Brown Doodie Doogler Dookie Dookie Houser Download some Software Drawing mud Drop a bomb drop a brickdrop a chalupaDrop a DeuceDrop a grogan drop a deucedrop a fat loaddrop a load drop an atomic bombdrop a nukeDrop a spike Drop a splunker Drop anchor Drop assDrop off the Cosby Kids Drop the "S" bomb Drop the Chalupa Drop the cosby kids off at the pool Drop the kids off at the pool Drop the Huxtables off at the poolDrop the wax Droppin' a log Droppin' bags droppin house Droppin' wofate Droppin' wolf bait Dropping pods drop ass goblinsdrop a wad in the porcelain god drop one from the poop deckdrop one's wax drop some bait drop some friends off at the lakedrop the kids off at the pooldump dump a dead grandmadump a load dump truckdumpDump human waste Dump like a truck, truck Dump your cargo Dunk the funk ease nature een drol draaienEaster EggsElephant droppingsEntertaining the Peanut Gallery Erupt the upside down volcano Evacuate empty the manure spreader empty the poop shootevacuate one's bowels excrete fecal matterfeed the dog feed the goldfish fill the potflunk a dunkFarm potatoes Fast Freight to Fudge City Fat digger Fecal matter Fecalus Magma (Montezuma's Revenge) Feces Feed the Devil Feel the need Fertilize the lawn Filling the Pit with Kingsford fire a brownie Fire in the hole Firing the Napalm (harsh diarrhea) Float a sea-pickle Float a swan Float some timber Float the Falcon flying walendas Foul yourself Free the Americans Free the Slaves free the chickens from the coopfree the legless dog to seafrisbee a bun fudgefrog a loggagasget a burning desire to sit on porcelain give birth to a black eelgive birth to a marine give birth to submarines give of oneself give sacrifice to the porcelain godGeorgia Brown Get your dijon Get your grumpy on Ghost Poopie: the kind where you work really hard, but no poopie Gigantus Poopus Give birth to a brown baby boy Give birth to a fecal baby Give birth to a giant corn-eyed buttsnake Give birth to Meatloaf's daughter go backwardsgo clip a yamgo cockygo for a Tom Titgo grunt go number 2go pop go stinky go to boggo to the librarygrow a tailGo crush a pig Go dump in the night Go into dump mode Go let a grogan go Go see a man about a dog Go see a man about a dog with a long neck Go take a [enter the name of the person who you are talking to] Go to the bathroom Go to the Plop Plop room Gone loggin' Got the cramp Grand Poo Bah -- the first poop is really big and the rest are mere pebbles Grapes of Wrath Grate cheese Grease the bowl Green green apple splatters Grow a tail Grunt grumpHail Caesar Hairy Mary Hang with Mr. Pooper Hangin' a monkey tail Hangin' Mud Have a lumberjack meeting Having a brown baby Heading into Surgery Heave a Havana Heavy artillery Helping Pillsbury Henry Parsons Died Hershey Squirts Hibernate Hiroshima Hit the growler Hit the Hershey Highway Hit the hopper Hork a loaf Horse apple Hot Mud Syndrome -- burning exceptionally foul poop hang a rathave a bowel movement have a turtle head poke outhave some funhelp out Dunkin' Donutshit the can honey dip jakksy I got a turtle head pokin out Incoming jumpers awayKa-Ka Ka-Ploomps Ka-thunk Kerplunk King Kenneth - when you poop so much it piles up above the water line. Kreplach kakatkaknelkill a dead eagleKnit a Brown SweaterLaunch a Brown Missile Launch a Scud (from Desert Storm Days) Launch a sea pickle launch a loglaunch a sublay bricksLay CableLay an egg Lay logs Lay rubber Lay some cable Layin a lethal log lay cablelay pipe lay a turd lay some sledgeLaying a TransAtlantic cable Leave a lead pipe Leave a steamer Leave some used food Let the miners out Lethal log leave a deposit leave a shit let the dogs looselet the firetrucks looselose a farting contest lose ten pounds in one Letting the kids out to swim Lincoln Logs Lincoln Logs on the Mississippi Link some sausage Liquid Fart Little Bo Poop Logging out Loose change and sand Low Altitude Bombing Mach ein Sheiss -- German for "make a shit" Magnus Dumpus minute make make a cacaMake a doozy Make a log Make a mess Make sausage Make waste Makin' a hole in one Makin' changeMaking brownies Making gravy Making statues of JETS fans make a chocolate hamburgermake a deposit in the drop boxmake a deposit in the porcelain bankmake a housemake a little junkmake a loaf make a passmake everything come out all right make poopie make the donutsmake the people in the apartment below scream in agonyman the deckmeditate misfart mold an action figuremove the mailMOAB - Mother Of All Bombs Moons over my assy Montezuma's RevengeMotion Move the mail Move your bowels Mud slide Must be the puppy chow murder a mud bunnymurder a shitNasty Pickle Nature calls Negotiating the release of some hostages Nuclear meltdown Number 3 (a combo of 1+2) Number two Numere Due Numero dosOffering a sacrifice to the porcelain gods One wiper Open wide and let it slide Open your bowels park a load pay a visit to the old soldier's home pay one's doctor bill pinch a loaf piss backwards pitch a logplant potatoes plop a load plunkPop a Squat Post a letter Postin' up on the blaster Power dump Prairie-dogging it Pull a Najeh Davenport Punch a grumpy Pushin cotton Pushin' mud Putting an end to farts pootpress a loaf purppush brownPaint the White House black Peel out Percolating Butt Coffee Pitch a biscuit Playing Hide And Seek With A Mud Turtle Plonk Plonks Plop Plunge! Poo Poo Lump Poocaino Poop Poop Diddy Poop goes the weasel Pop a deuce Pop a Grogan Put the Nelson on the train (Mandela)recycle some celluloserefill the bowl with chilirelieve oneself relieve the bowelsrevolve the beaversRelease a hostage Release some blind baby seals into the wild Release the hounds Release the turds Relieve yourself Return of the shit demon Rhesus Pieces Richard Simmons Poopy - Poop so much you lose 10 pounds Ride the porcelian pony Rocky Mountain Mud Slide (a night after drinking Coors) Roll a Blunt Roll logs Rounding second and heading straight into home ride the porcelain pony scheissenSausage link Scat Scooby Doo ScreamerSee a man about a horse send a faxsend a log to floatsend some sailors to sea Sending the Browns to the Super Bowl Serving up the Poo Poo platter Sewer assalts Shake a tit Shart (when you think you're going to fart and you shit yourself) Shat Sheet shit shittin a brick shittin my dick off Shoot a duke Shoot the deuce Sink a few logs Sink the Titanic shoot a dog shoot bunnies shump Sir Poops-Alot Sit on the throne Skidmarks Skipping brown rocks Slam Slam into a Slim-jim Slay the dragon Smash Smoking a cigar Snappin' a Coiler Snuff a grumpy Soil yourself Solid farts Spread-n-ready Sputter -- the one where you fart and poopie at the same time Square one off Squat Squat a grumpy Squat a Yam Squeeze Squeezin' Cheese Squirrel curl-- a curver that curls up and hits you in the back Squirt my brown pet Staining the pond Stankin it up Stew a Rat Stock the pond with brown trout Stool Stranglin midgets Sumthin' at the Bay doors sink submarines sit on the crappersit on the throne sit on the throne of porcelain skita smell up the house with horrible turd fumessmoke a brown doobysoil one's pants sparklespend a pennyspike a bird's nosesprout a tailsquat squat and pushsqueeze a fresh slurpystep into the officestock the pond with some brown trouttake a crap take a digitake a dukeTake a deuce take a dump take a good crap Take a growler Take a grumper Take a Huskie (Washington Huskie) Take a hut (as in hhhhuuuuttt) Take a load off your behind Take a natural log (for math majors) Take a poopTake a squat Take a winder Take my medication -- dumpacillin Takin' the Browns to the SuperBowl Taking a Castro Taking a dood Taking a Ja Rule Taking the brownies out of the oven Taking the Cosby kids to the pool Taking the kids to the river T-BombsThe Fast and The Furious (aka diarhea) The gravy train The mail must go through Thirty-five Forty-five (from "Friday") Throwing up out of your butthole Thunder Dump Timber! Titanic Poopie -- so big it breaks in half when you try to flush it Toot your horn Tootsie Roll Torpedoes Toss a turd Touching fabric - this is when it's REALLY close Transduecer Tuna salad Turd Turds ahoy! Turn and burn Turn on the Crap-o-matic Turtle Head -- the kind when you have to hold it for so long it is peeking out Turtle Soup - diarrhea Turtle Turd - when it pokes its head out the water like a turtle getting sun Two take a lovelytake a plane crash - no survivorstake a plumpertake a resttake a shit take a snaptake care of one's business talk to a man about a horsetrash the hashUgly Baby Unleash the brown demons Unload Cargo Unplug Urge to purge Use paper unhitch a load unload visit Mr. Hankyvisit the chamber of commerce Visit Dennis (Hopper) Visit Elvis Visit from Mr. Shittz McCrappen void one's bowels wash the wallswilliam shattneringWander off Who wants seconds? Winnie the poo Write a letter to the Pope (Mayor, Gov, Senate, etc.) yell at Mrs. JohnsonZappin' Bugs