damn vandals!

so today at the local shopping mall i was just out hanging out with a female friend of mine and as im walking out to my car i notice somethings not right. not sure what yet but something looks off. i get in, its lower than before(i know its weird to say that but hang on) and i try to back up and the engine is just like reving up and kinda nudging the car backwards. im like "oh a flat tire great" no not one not two but four flat tires. the greatest part of all of this is that they had all been slashed! so out of this i get a towing bill, a grumpy smelly tow truck driver, and a car that doesnt move. although it gave me an excuse to get new wheels.