Battle wounds

so i woke up on thursday with the feeling that it was gonna be one of those days. walked out to the garage to continue workin on the body drop. before the day was half over i managed to get in a fight with the grinder and take a large chunk of flesh of of my palm, set both my pants and hair on fire, and put a nice 4 inch long L-shaped burn in my forearm from a freshly welded bed support. i think i couldve have single handedly kept Band-Aid in business this week. anybody else got some stories of shop wounds that make you wanna punch a hole through your toolbox?