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IM TIRED OF FINDING THESES AND MAKIN SOME OF THEM. ANYBODY GOT ANYTHING TO ADD?
1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies.
6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your order each time you pass the window. For added fun, change clothes, hairstyles, glasses and fake beards with each pass.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
8. Leave a big 4 litre bottle of ketchup on your dashboard. When asked if you would like ketchup with your meal, laugh sadistically for a few seconds, then adopt a serious expression and gesture to the bottle on your dashboard.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. Drive up to the window. Then, without saying anything, produce a tape-measure. Measure all aspects of the window, make a note of the measurements in a notebook, then drive off.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come out, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"
12. When asked if they can take your order say, "No." Then wind up your window and just sit there staring straight ahead.
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14. Order 10 large milkshakes. When they arrive, get out of your car, open the bonnet and pour 9 of the milkshakes into the oil filler. Place the remaining milkshake onto the pavement, and stare solemnly at it for three or four minutes with your head bowed. Then drive off. Circle the block for 1 minute, then drive back and do it again.
15. When asked to pay for your order produce a huge bucket of pennies. Attempt to hand the heap of change to the cashier, but 'accidentally' drop it all over the pavement. Spend 10-15 minutes picking it all up, then when you have collected it all, pay by credit card.
16. Attempt to barter for your food. Offer CDs, Cassettes or anything else you have in your car (including friends and family members).
17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
And some more...
21.Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away.
22.Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
23.Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
24. When they say may I help you, respond with, no I am beyond help
25.Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in.
26. Walk through
27.Order a quarter pounder, a half pounder, a pounder, and a 5 pounder. when they tell u they only have quarter pounders say something like "I'm taking my business elsewhere" come back 5 minutes later.
28.DO NOT drive through to the next window
29: Act like your some Mafia guy and say something like "I want 5 burgers ina paper bag . you have 24 hours... And to show you we mean business you have 3 minutes."
30: Go on a bicycle
31.Do #30 except with a few friends. you must ride in front of them. when you get close to the window yell to them "hey you kids, shut up back there or I'm turning this car right around and were going home!!!"
32.Stay as far from the window as you can
33. When it comes time to pay them say "OK your money should be ready in about 5 minutes. Please go over to the waiting area."
34. Order food, pay, then speed away without taking your food. laugh manically.
35. Order in 3rd person
36.If at Taco Bell say "yo queiro" before everything you order
37.If at Mcdonalds say mc before everything
38.Order the following: Double burger with cheese Half of the meat on the side in a separate wrapper All of the cheese on the burger 3 slices of tomato, two on the burger, one on the patty Extra pickles, some on the bottom and some on the top No mayo except on the patty Extra extra mustardLettuce Hold the mustardNo ketchup on the burger, but 6 ketchup packetsMedium-large fries Small drink, Diet Coke and regular Coke mixed 2 extra napkins Top bun buttered lightly on the bottom with real butter
39. Order things from other restaurants (go to mcdonalds and order a whopper )when they tell u its not possible, give them an angry look and say "I said do it!!"
40. Do #39 except with alcoholic beverages
41. Ask the employees what they would like
42. Go on a hunger strike
43. Order your meals "for here" then park your car in the middle of the lane and eat.
44. Tell them to hold the bun
45. Get out and wash your car in the drive through lane
46. Pretend u have an imaginary friend beside u. ask them what they would likethen say "we'll have...
47. Say romantic things to the ordering machine
48. Order really unspecific things like: " meat with bun and drink" then drive thru before they can say anything
49. Bang on the ordering machine and yell "stupid thing ate my quarter!"
50. Drive through and say that you're "just browsing"
51. Tell them to wait while u ask the person in the trunk what they are ordering.
52. Specifically order your meal "To go!"
53.Belch your order
54. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order taker will think there is something wrong with the mic and ask you to order at the window. When you get there speak in the SAME garbled fashion.
55.Ride through on a donkey or a horse
56. Order confusing items such as an Orange Coke or an medium small fries
57.If you are a male have a female friend place your order in a VERY sexy voice then have her hide and when you pull up to get your food see how many of the order takers fellow male emploeess have been called over to check out the babe.
58. change a tire
59. after ordering, have a friend dit on the hood to pay, then drive up and you get the change. if your car has rear windows, pull up further and let the person in the back get the food.
60.Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives that would embarrass the patrons inside.
61.In a crowded drive-thru, place a HUGE order. Then slip out of line and watch the fun as the car behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
62.Drive through with a car full of naked people.
63.Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker, but also aim the Mr. Microphone speaker at their mic, to create excruciating feedback.
64.Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to get your food, have him start yelling and banging his hands on the trunk.
65.Order from the drive-thru despite the fact that you don't have a car. Make car noises as you pull up to the window
66.When they come on the intercom, say "Sorry, I'm not here at the moment, please leave me a message".
67. 4 words.....FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!
68. Re-name it a drag thru.
69. hit switches when reaching for food or money while yelling EARTHQUAKE!
70. smokey ass burnouts at the window