Cops can eat a dick!

This is funny, i just got done yelling at a cop in front of my own house. It was about 1:00 AM and we start pulling into the drive way but its garbage day and our garbage cans are halfway in the middle of the drivway, rolling around. So instead of pulling into the driveway i pull in front of the house (faceing oncoming traffic. I was stopped and geting out of the truck when a cop flies around the corner at mock 3, stops behind the truck and turns his lights on, gets out and yells for me to get back in the truck. I get back in and ask him what i did and he says "you were left of the center line"... i said "when?" he said "just now, look your on the wrong side of the road" I was like "you gotta be shitting me, you never saw where i was parked till you got around the corner yet you were obviously following me, what else did i do"... he didn't answer. Needless to say the "audio tape" of the incident is gonna be good entertainment cause i lost my temper pretty good. After arguing with him for a few minutes over the fact that i was trying to get my driveway cleared so i could get IN the damn driveway, i lost it aired the truck out (whith him standing there) and told the cop "your a fucking dick... oh, sorry... 'in my opinion' you are a fucking dick officer."... Cause somebody once told me that if you preface it with "in my opinion" then you'll be ok.. lol... After that he just gave up and left.... I couldn't believe it... I HATE COPS Sometimes...