Douggiefresh
+1y
Edited: 4/26/2004 5:51:43 PM by douggiefresh21
Three strangers at a small terminal in Texas are waiting for their flight. One is a Native American Indian heading to Oklahoma. Another is a local ranch hand on his way to Fort Worth. The third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student terrorist, newly arrived from the Middle East.
To pass the time they strike up a conversation and the discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon the westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim terrorist. The conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowpoke leans back in his seat, crosses his boots and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face.
Finally, the Native American clears his throat and softly, he speaks: "Once, my people were many, now we are few."
The radical Muslim raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once, my people were few," he sneers, " and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"
The Texan shifts the toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl, "It's because we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet".
here is another quick one:
A puerto rican guy, a white guy, and a mexican are all sitting on a corner bench. out of nowehre a genie walks up and says "i will grant all three of you one wish each" Stunned they all look at each other and the spanish guy speaks up and says "My wish is that all the puerto ricans in the US can go back to puerto rico and live happy lives without any worries" the genie sends all the puerto ricans back to puerto rico, next the mexican, still stunned, speaks up and says " I wish that all my fellow Mexicans can all go back to mexica and live happy lives as well" the genie grants his wish and sends all the mexicans back to mexico, the genie looks at the white guy sitting on the benchs biting his nails and says, " what would you like?" the white guy looks up and says "let me get this straight, all the puerto ricans are gone?" the genie says "yup" and all the mexicans up and went to mexico right?" "yup", the white guy says "hmm...ill have a coke."