bdydrped
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Edited: 5/20/2004 10:05:04 AM by bdydrped
Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigrtion quotas, visas,
international law, or any of that nonsense. Once there, demand that the
local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate
abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible
reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural United States thing. You
would not understand, pal."
Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or
proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do
likewise.
Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights
and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in
Mexico.
Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its
officers.
Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time. Because it will
neverhappen. In Mexico or any other country in the world... Except right
here.
Land of the Naive.
God Bless America---She needs it.
Written By Sammye Grizzard
not being anti-american but damn this is very true