the VP's bad day

well this morning, my friend andy picked up my other two friends, jerad and david. on the way to school, they decided to smoke a few bowls. well later on that day, the vice principal notices they are baked. he calls them to his office one by one to ask a series of questions. he also asked to smell each of their fingers to see if he could pick up any smell of weed on them. well andy and david warned jared about the finger smelling, so on his way to the office, jared stopped in the bathroom and stuck his fingers up his ass. he continued to the VP's office where he was asked to hold his hand out. the VP took a nice long sniff of the stank fingers and gagged. the moral of the story, the VP got OWNED