BLACKMAGICON24S
+1y
Edited: 8/26/2004 1:03:36 PM by slam150
big jack gets home from work one day just in time to find his ol'lady in bed with some other guy. furious, he drags the sonuvabitch out to the garage where he puts the guy's dick in a vice. he tightens the vise and picks up a hacksaw.
the gerrified stranger then screams, "stop! stop! you're not going to...to...cut it off are you?"
big jack just shakes his head and hands the bastard the hacksaw and says, "nope. you are. i'm just gonna set the garage on fire,"
another one:
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."