mephistopheles01
+1y
ok.. so me and a couple friends and like several hundred others are all chillin up at the steak and shake in orland, IL last night (friday), and me and another kid got the idea to go dragging down harlem, which just so happens to be right out front.
so i hop in my blaze and he hops in his s10. we drive down a couple blocks and i proceed to turn out onto harlem and i didn't notice that he didn't and that instead......... a cop.... . yes a cop, pulls out behind me. well as i said i didn't notice soooo i got up to speed and slammed down the front and drug the hell outta it for about a 1/4 mile, picked it back up, turned the corner and proceeded to drag once again. i made the next turn and he throws on the cherries...
after i got done crapping in my pants b/c i just realized i had just showered a cop car for 1/4 mile i pulled back into the parking lot with everyone watchin. the cop walks up and says (almost laughing mind you) "do you know why i pulled you over".. i said "yeah...... im pretty sure." so he goes on to explain to me that he could barely see b/c his car was covered in sparks, and that is why ppl keep getting kicked out (wrong... me and 2 other ppl are the only ppl i know of that have EVER went dragging out there and no one got kicked out but anyway). so he goes to his car w/ my lisence and comes back and says.. AND THIS IS THE KICKER!!"well. i'm going to go easy on you because i'm just trying to prove a point out here so that people keep themselves under control. i'm writing you a 'unlawful suspension' ticket, because your suspension varies over 3 inches, and dragging on the ground. it's basically a parking ticket. you send in the $20 and it's forgotten. i'm not about to make you go home and put your suspension back to stock because that's completely unrealistic and it probably cannot be done without a lot of money involved. so have a nice evening, we don't mind everyone up here. we just don't want to see our streets getting torn up and people getting out of hand."
HOLY FOCK!!!! the guys i went up there with were watching me drag from about 200yard away and they said they could see it plain as day that i was COVERING the guys car, and that i was leaving a 60foot+ trail of sparks about 5feet high.. lol.. and he let me go!?!!??!!?
now i just wish someone had that shit on video.. hehe.. draggin all over a cop.. ..... and as the topic says.. damn "im an idiot".. i can't believe i didn't even notice that the headlights didn't match an s10.. lol.