cop stories?

i was leaving a bar at 2:30am, i look across the street and see a Roseville pd. sitting there waiting for me and my buddy to leave, i wasnt drunk so i got in my truck and drove away knowing i was going to get pulled over. right out of the parking lot i see the cop pull behind me and turn on the lights.

he said i had no reflectors. lol "ass clown" i told him i did and he said "ok, i see them now." the next thing i new was coming was "have you been drinking" i replied yes i had a beer at 10pm and one at 12pm then a taste of my dates drink called a "red headed slut"

he did the whole dui thing and while i was doing the test another cop pulled up and it was the same dick that gave me a ticket for parking in a handycap spot at 3am. so thinking im screwed i did all the test and passed.

got back in the truck, the cop comes up and says im going to write you up for tinted windows, i gave him the ticket i already had for that, then he said ok, im going to give you a ticket for no front plate, i gave him the ticket for that to. he then said ok, well since you already have all the tickets i can get you for your free to go.

the kicker of this is that i had all the tickets they wanted to give me, i passed the drunk test, and all this was while i was on a first date. lol fuckin cops.

so whats your story?