Iownissan
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okay so me and 2 of my buddies were out rollin around in my moms car (since all of our trucks our under construction lol) and we are headed to go to meijers grocery store and i was going around the corner and i accidently honked the horn and the guy in the car next to me just starts staring at me so i roll down my window and he rolls his down and some foreign guy that sounded french was like "pull over, i fuck your mother" and kept repeating it and then he threw a cassette tape at the car, it was fucking hilarious. then when we finally arrived at meijers for cheap drinks i put on my dads HUGE sunglasses and acted like i was blind and the people in the cashout line behind followed us out and i was like "can i drive, guys" and they just looked at me when my friends said yeah. so here i am swirvin all over the parking lot and i end up infront of the same people who were in the line behind us who thinks im blind and im swirving all over the road so they speed up infront of me and try to stay away. you had to be there it was a fuckin hilarious night and i thought i would just share the humor. sorry for the book, just thought that shit was funny as hell.