rubber ducky
+1y
so get this. today i was on the way home to take a major shit when i had to stop for a car that had stopped in front of me. i have this habbit when i go to stop i look in my rearview mirror and when i did,,yep! SMACK!!!! This Blonde Bitch runs into the back of me. whats bad is i had to Watch her do it. she was looking over to the right for some reason and never applyed brakes untill she was at my ass. i left of and hit the gas and she still hit me then i had to slam on brakes to keep from hitting the car in front of me and she hit me again. Lukily all i got was whiplash and a scuffed bumper. i guess the scion is built a little better than i thougth, just like rubbermaid it popped right back out. didn't hurt a thing. but my neck. oh yea, when the cops came they gave me this yellow piece of paper called a ticket. my license expired on my B-Day two weeks ago and i had no idea. don't that just suck. get ran over and get a ticket. Fuck me.