ChaseOnBass
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I know I don't type on here very much but a buddy of mine from my club mindbendingcreations.com came up with this..
You have revolving credit at all the parts manufacturers You look at rice in the store and want to throw it across the aisle. if your buddy got hit by a car so you hammered his wheelchair You shaved your windows in your house, because you thought your house would gain equity with a body mod if you spend a 1000 dollars to have you seats re-covered only for them to wear pep boys fuzzy seat covers for the rest of their life you've got you club name tattoo'd on your arm I know I shouldnt post this one but I think Its very funny You have to pimp out your girlfriend to support the hobby. if youve ever had 7 people on boogie boards tied to the back of your truck at 30 mph if your damn art professor lowered your grade becasue you draw flames in every project, even if they have nothing to do with the subject You have burned up a compressor or 2 You have ripped off a rollpan or 2 if you have a song set aside just for dragging if youve ever worked at Sears and hidden the last tool so some redneck doesnt snatch it before you get off Ya I did that if you make over thirty thousand a year and still live with your parents cause you spend everything on your truck if your entire wardrobe consists of every drop em wear shirt made. the cashier at the local 7-11 tells you when the new issue of mini truckin will be in when ever you sit in an office chiar you make it drop, so you get the feeling of being in your truck you go into the bathroom and use the little kids toilet cuz its lowered You got your daughter saying she wants a mini when she turns 16 instead of the usual civic or jetta, like the high school girls always want. This one goes out for Tony (E10PVMT). You are chilling at a sonics cruise and your own son goes "Zing Zing" when a riced out civic drives by. You claim your truck as a dependent on your taxes. You are out of high school but still roll through everyonce in a while when school lets out to flex for the b***hes! You shaved your work van. You wash your truck 4 times a week, and haven't washed the daily since you bought it. The last time you can remember crying was when you bought your truck, just thinking of all the mods lft ot be done. The UPS man comes to your house in the morning to have a cup of coffee since he's there everyday anyways. you try to hook up with a chick because shes got a slammed serria To refrain from eating rice you are now on a strictly protein diet. you postpone your wedding cuz it fell on the same weekend as SHOWFEST 2K4 Oh hell yea, thats hardcore minitrucker right there you spend more time partying after the show than going to the shows. Thats what its all about you stand in the middle of a 6 lane road to get draggin footage. if you get all giddy when you see a slammed, bagged, shaved mini or fullsize rollin down the street, but you cant drag with em, cuz your truck is up on jackstands, and you ridin shotgun in your buddies civic "life begins at 0 psi...you only live once, so drag till the floorboards fall thru" you start to freak out when you hear airbrakes from semi trucks goin off you've thought about stealing one of those big airbags off a semi truck you get wicked pissed off when people call your truck a "lowrider", and then the person says, "whats the difference?", and you go on into a 3 page essay of the differences between minis and lowriders Instead of buying legos for you son, you let him play with air fittings. Your idea of a hot date is a truck fully layin body on 22's. instead of having a spare tire in your truck and a little stock jack, you drive around w/ 2 bags, some airline, fittings, and some wrenches w/ a big a** floor jack chillin in the back of the cab Everytime you air down at a gas station, 20 people look at you. you'd rather use the welder to warm up the garage on a cold day, than a heater You drive by the police station everyday to see if they notice your new bodymods. your favorites on your computer consist of mostly minitrucking websites, and everytime you go to someone else's computer you check and see if they have found a new page you haven't seen before You stop to Help hot girls fill up flat tires with your air system. if everytime you see something new you can picture it slammed in your head you cruise the toy aisles at walmart looking for dub city models and slammed hot wheels. you get yelled at by your womans because you choose to spend more time with your truck and other mini truckers, rather than them the last time you shaved it was an antenna or door handle you get stuck on a speed bump cuz you enjoy people laughing at you cuz your stuck then you air up and get unstuck your fingers are sore from hittin switches people ask u if your truck is broken when people see primer spots they ask if u got in a crash freshly paved roads turn you on routine maintance on your truck involves emptying your water trap and new drag blocks you've ever gotten out of a ticket by hitting your switches (while you were pulled over for being too low) you've turned around more than once to pull up a stubborn reflector you have ever gone the oppisite way of your house because you ran outa air and couldnt make any turns you have a spare drivers side window incase you lock your keys in your truck your parents thing your bags are those "hydrolic jumpy things" you consider a primered truck as a from of pornPeople have a confused look on their face when they reach for the door handle and its not there You spend money on a part for ur truck to get it lower rather than get it running You are more embarassed that ur daily drive is stock height rather than ever body panel is a diff. color You dump ur truck to get the attention of the gurl walkin across the road When a gurl asks u if u wanna have a good time, u say 'ya hop in my truck' Fully lifted you still drag over speed bumps. ...Your import sounds like my A** after a night of mexican food... If you roll with a custom primer job if no matter how ghetto and shitty your truck is...ya roll it like its a f**king Rolls Royce Your air freshners in your house smell like burning metal Your wallpaper on your computer is a cover truck or your own truck You hope and pray someone hits your rear end so u can replace your bumper with that skin u have been wanting When asked what your favorite movies are you answer, all the minitruck dvd's and homevideos I own! you watch monster garage more then porn You bodydropped you local neighborhood grocery stores shopping cart... Props to Mads You have a "Too Low" ticket from highway patrol Drag, Airbag, and Bodydrop are the most commonly used words in your vocabulary. You shower sparks on tailgaters on the freeway. !!!This one is very fun!!! When you see a new Bagged truck in your area you HAVE to stop and go meet them zip ties are your best friends U importer know about this one to your new girlfriend considers your truck a threat to the relationship you read every single one of these and realize that minitrucking is the tightest sport ever...and its for life M.T.I.F.L When you hear a large semi next to you blowing off air brakes you have to flex on them You assigned a name to every reflector in your colllection You have more phone numbers of minitruckers than chicks Not ture in my case but very funny You lower your bed, couch, and all your chairs in your house If you have ever had the answer the question "how do you drive it like that?" Yeaha you have furniture made out of old wheels and parts Seat from Scotts truck haha You remember people by the cars they drive and don't know their names That is all of us but it works everything you own you try to "drop, slam, or drag" weather it be a chair, a toy truck, the couch, the dining table, your kids power wheels But not the Jeep on your wall you have all the MT features and no posters of porn stars. you spend over $200 per year just on magazines you have all the vendors phone numbers programmed in your cell phone For X-mas instead of lights you wrap your tree in airline You have your Dub City collection color coded and in decending order of rim size. you remember when 15" wheels were the shiiit! Everytime the UPS truck comes by you are up quicker then the dog your house is painted in primer, because you like it with no shine Thats Great you'd rather buy something for the truck than pay your power bill.