Stupidest thing you've ever done drunk that you still dont remember.

Appearently the other night after i got dropped off from a night of drinking i went in my room tripped over my workout bench. And then proceeded to walk out into the hallway and open the closet door. The problem in all this is that i must have thought it was the bathroon and peed in the closet. then i went to bed and never realized i did it until my mom finally told me today (this happened a week ago). Luckily she wasnt mad at all cause we are about to get the carpet replaced in the next few weeks. She even hung up a sign on the door that said "mens room". I've been wondering why the hell it was taped to the closet door for the last week. Somebody make me feel better about myself and beat that one.