Girlfriend Application

Thought you guys would get a trip out of this:

Girlfriend Application

name:age:birthday:zodiac:

why do you want to be my girl?!

what are your hobbies?

favorite bands!

thongs, panties, none?!

do you like sports?

favorite sports teams?

do you believe in love at first sight?

do you keep your promises?

do you smoke?

do you drink?

do you like to party?

do you like to travel?

favorite movie?

can you cook??

how many guys/girls have you been with!!!?

how good are your massages?

would you rather stay in or go out?

why should I pick you?

what is your best feature?

why would you make a great girlfriend?

what do you like best about me?

how would you make me laugh?

how happy do you think you'd make me?

whats the least important thing in a relationship?

if we began to have problems, would you talk about them to work things out?

if i started cuddling & stuff, would you..

if i called you at 3 am & wanted to hang out because i was feeling lonely, would you..

it's my birthday. i want a present. you would...

how would you show me that you really like me, in person....

would you take me to disneyland and pay for my ticket if i really wanted to go?

what if you were at my house or we were at your house and i happen to fall asleep you would..

i jus gave this to my girlfriend and she soooo failed, she should be fired lol

i got one better than that



THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to herein as the"Agreement") is entered into as of the _____ day of __________, 2005, by andbetween ___________ and ____________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - UNLESS IT IS VERY GOOD AND WE NEED TO REPEAT IT IN THEMORNING.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of theevening.

3. No calls before 9pm - (we don't have shit to talk about).

4. None of that "lovemaking" shit -- strictly mind blowing-sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions...(ex. Where are we heading with this?, Do youlove me? -- Hell naw... so don't ask stupid shit.)

6. No plans made in advance ... that is why you are called the"backup."Unless you are from out of town, then it's only a one time advancedarrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - (money and diamonds are always good)

8. No baby talk (however, dirty talk is encouraged)

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers (it's really none of yourdamn business)

i think you need to have a qualifying round first before that test

straight up ask to see some i.d. first
gotta make sure they are legal or else your just wasting your time and money....unless your into that lol under 18 will get you 20....

THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT I like that one

haha those are great....

yeah, you might need a qualifying round before that second one to find out if it's even worth it.

Girlfriend Application for older guys.

Are you legal?

Do you cook?

Do you clean?

An oral presentation may be required upon presenting this application.


I hope my girlfriend dosn't see this.

i got a btter on e lol BOOTY-CALL APPLICATION - Name___________________ Age____ Phone(____)_______ Occupation________________________________ Height_____ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)__ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group__ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ ? List three positions u like: 1._____________________ 2._____________________ 3._____________________ What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous__ When is the best time to reach u (check appropriate answer) Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite__ How late can u stay out (check appropriate answer) 11-12am__ 1-2am__ all nite__ Any talent or skills(Y/N) if so, list Applicant? signature________________________________ Date__________________ PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES 1. No sleeping over-- unless the sex was so good and we need to repeat it in the morning 2. No meeting in public place?nless getting drinks or sumthin to eat before the nite? events 3. No calls before 7pm dont have shyte to talk about 4. None of that love making? u come to f*** and u f*** to cum 5. No emotional conversations--- love is not a feeling between us 6. No comparisons between previous f***s? dont give a shyte 7. No calling each other friends with benefits were not friends, we just fuck together..... 8. Calling out the wrong name while having sex is ok just dont be offended 9. No excessive clothing! dont want u leaving anyt

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