Hotel Stories

Lets hear some really good hotel stories.

brandon XlayinframeX drank way too much at the bowlin nats and pissed in the 2nd floor ice maker...then ran down the hallway screaming he wanted to fuck a donkey????

Me and my buddys have so many i dont know where to start, ill just keep it simple, once we were in a hotel it ment it was an all out slam fest, we would break beds, lights off the walls, bathroom doors, tables, trash the floor with so many bottles u couldnt see the floor, and on and on but we only had to pay 100 bux one time for a table we broke, i think my buddy would always use fake names, maybe thats y he never saw any of the bills for the damage. O yeah and another night i was in STL with a friend and he decided to bring a prostitute in the room after i went to go get smokes, so i come back n the door is all locked and i couldnt get in so i kicked the door off the hinges and walked in as she was pullin her pants up, cused her out grabed my shit and headed back to Kansas city with my friend at 4 in the morning and i didnt say a word to him the whole way back.

hmmm i have a few

THE BEST EVER WAS NOT EVEN AT A SHOW FOR ME . I BROKE DOWN IN DALLAS AND IT WAS TO LATE TO GET A ALTENATOR SO I GOT THE TRUCK TOWED TO A PART HOUSE AND THEIR WAS A BEST WESTER SO GOT A ROOM . WAS GOING TO GET A SODA AND RAN IN TO A COUPLE OF CHICKS AND STARTED BS .APERATLY I SAID SOME THING THAT THEY LIKE . ALL I CAN SAY IS THANK YOU CRAP OUT ALT. AND I WASTE 40 BUCK ON A ROOM . STILL THINK ABOUT THAT NIGHT . ONLY TIME IN MY LIFE I WAS HAPPY MY TRUCK BROKE DOWN. THANK BIG I OWE U.