whynotfab
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my girlfriend just sent me this on aim..lol
SEX IN THE DARK:
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> There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
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> Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting
off
>the light.
> Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
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> She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
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> So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
>romantic session, she turned on
> the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a
>battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator!
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> Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
> She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed
at
>him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?
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> You better explain yourself!"
> The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
> "I'll explain the toy . . . if you explain the kids."