bill brasky
+1y
well, its shit...thats right,shit.
shit may just be the most functional word in the english language.
consider:
you can get shit-faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
with a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
you can smoke some shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
some people know their shit, while others cant tell the difference between shit and shenoala.
there are lucky shits, dumbshits, and crazy shits. there is bullshit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
you can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
you can give shit or serve it on a shingle.
you can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, some days are plain shitty.
some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
you can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of wierd shit.
you can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up a shit creek without a paddle.
sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
when you consider this it is the most funtional word.
tell others if you give a shit or not if you dont give a shit.
just remember shit happens.