funny ass costumes

ok i'm having a holloween party next weekend and i need some suggestions on some funny ass costumes..........

pregnant nun or
priest with boner

one year i was an amish guy and my girl was a sexy school girl, we went arounr makin out all nite...pretty funny

just go to a halloween specialty store and check out what they have, i went a couple days ago and they have some awesome ones's like the white trashcan that says WHITE TRASH on it...

i went to a halloween party saturday and i dressed up like a scarecrow. had old shoes, old jeans, flannel shirt and i wore a pumpkin over my head. i put a long stick through one sleeve all the way through to the other and i stuffed myself full of straw, had a straw hat and sat on a hay-bail for about an hour straight (i got there before everyone else). everyone thought i was real and then i got up and everyone freaked the hell out, ppl fell over scared. best thing ever! ill have to find someone with pics

here was a pic before the party takin with my camera phone. i still had to change my shoes and pants, stuff myself with straw and add a long stick through my sleeves

Check out Prankplace.com they have some good ideas.

I went as a Mariachi Band one year with six other people, it was pretty hilarious. All wear black pants and white button downs. Then get sombreros, some fabric for cumberbuns, and black tshirts (cut off the sleeves, and cut down the middle for vests), and a bow tie. Mustaches prefered. Instruments are improvised (I believe a recorder was involved in ours...) Yeah, anywhere there it was,