muthaaaa fukkkker, just let her use it once.

Originally posted by badfish57



^well you know while your to busy to stop and get a good mutalating grudge phuck on and working on the truck.. cookin on the grill or what have it.. standing in line at walmart, or at church or just tryin to get shit done she fall him around and tug the monkey..

haha, thats great

ahhh ok i gotcha, or when she's lickin the shit clipper

i know how ya feel my ex dropped my bike thought she would move it to the garage for me cause it looked like it was gona rain nice of her to drop it and then let it get rained on cause she could not pick it back up till i got home.. lol

She sounds smart, definately a keeper.

damn.

I guess I'm lucky in a way, my girl wants nothing to do with driving any of my toys.

Says she knows I'd be too pissed if something went wrong.

Hope it stays that way!

Mannn Fuckkkkkkk everyone know this is what happens when you let a bitch drive your truck. If your in Cali. hit up Joes Tires man. And dont let any more bitches drive your whip aight!!!!!

this most be a rule noted in some book,lol cause i beg and beg to drive my boyfriends truck and he wont even let me lean up against his truck. lol he gave me a 92 chevy project trucked stockfloored bd and i cant even drive it! saddddd...

Sounds familiar to my girl if you let her drive anything. Case in point, she drives my truck like everyday, but the one day she drives it, one of the tires blows out, cracks a 20" rim, and then I get screwed over by the wheel company because of a non-road hazard. Total BS, the tire freaking blew out from the side, with no scratches on the rims at all, and they wouldn't replace it.

I'da been much happier if it was me driving and caused that drama.

Poor ladies getting a bad rap!

-JONWR

Ok guys, just a note for you to remember....NOT ALL GIRLS ARE ALIKE...lol. Some chicks take better care of their rides than most guys. Just had to throw that comment in there...now, go back to your chick bashing! lmao. just playing

Originally posted by Russ-D



if you want the relationship to last, never mention it again.

I gave my wife my car, and in 9 years she has:

rubbed every wheel (16" Mille Miglia) on every bank and fast food curb between here and her work.

Parked by braille.

Followed a sand truck to OKC in a snowstorm because she thought "it was safer". The front of the red car was now white, I thought from snow. It was the primer under the red.

Neglected to use the sun shield. The dash now has more cracks than a homo orgy.

Attempted to adjust the dash mounted radar detector with her arm THROUGH the steering wheel, while in the middle of a turn. When she unwound the steering, her arm went with it and broke the cruise lever.

Called me from the highway and said " the car doenst have any power..." when I asked if she took the e brake off before driving, she hung up.

Ignored the brake shimmy (80 dollar rotors) till it became a 800 dollar front suspension rebuild. Quote from mechanic: "I have never seen one THIS bad"

I love my wife, shes the best thing that ever happened to me. I never mention these things, and we are happy. If you harp on her, she might take better care of it next time, or she may just find someone who doesnt harp on her. If you expected her to take good care of it without explicit dircetions, shame on YOU.

humble.