DAMMIT!!!

we all wanted a step by step hot to instructions....or i was just whorein thorugh and givin you somethin else to post about.

tell her by lowering it makes it easier to put the kids in and less strain on her back, looking out for her bacj and your hands from endless i need a back rub LOL

just bag it, she might not notice, hide the switches under the seat or something! lol

just "arrange" for it to be "stolen" and when its "found" sombody has "modified the suspension extensively" and theres "nothing you can do about it"



get my "drift"?










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Yeah, I dunno. She's pretty savvy. She'd probably "see right through my crap" and get "really pissed off at me" and I'd "be in the doghouse".

i never realized how much better qoute marks make a sentence. that shits great.... i can picture you guys talking and makin the lil air"" sign with your hands while speaking

Juuuust like Nick Foley!

...Who lives "IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER"!!!

That was one of the best series of SNL skits ever. I stopped watching right after Will Ferrel, Molly Shannon and Chris Kattan left.

Shows been sucking wind ever since.

snl started blowing ass in the late-mid 90s

Borrow the Van!, Heat the coils in front (1/2 hour tops!), throw some bags of cement form Home Depot in the rear cargo area, call it done! Tell her you hit a pot hole and the front stayed like that!!!