Yo! Lock-heezy!!!

Malibu Scene, for the mordern hitman....

those fuckin wagons are high as shit man there are about 8 in my home town emaculate you might get on of them for $8k

hahah i had to bro i had to

I'm for hire.

ssssswwwweeeet. see there's this guy in tenn., and he sent me these toilet paper rolls and.......... oops....

Actually, my wife was playing to roll of the hitman this morning.

20 minutes after I left for work, my wife woke up cause somebody was jiggling our door knob and pushing on our front door trying to get in. She called me on her cell phone while she was on the house phone with the cops.

So she got the kids and stashed them in the bathroom, grabbed the 870 shorty, walked up to the front door, and racked that bitch.

*CHICK-CHINK*

Must of scared the shit outta whoever it was, cause they bolted. Tell you what, He's lucky he left. My wifes damn near sugical with that 12 gauge. It would have been a bad day for that guy if he would have got in the house.

Bastard is lucky I didn't catch him. There would have been at least one cold body and it wouldn't have been mine. I'm a nice guy and all, but don't fool with my wife and kids. Your gonna loose.

My buddy's off-duty tonight, so he's gonna camp out in my garage in case they come back.

I'll keep you guys posted.

Dude that's messed up!!! Good thing your wife don't take no shit! Just remind her that she's got you and the nation wide dually scene miafia got her back!

That's no bullshit story, either.

It kinda freaked her out.

I guess the cops were joking around with her about the shotgun, so it made her laugh and feel a little bit better.

Hell yeah pat her on the back one time for me...

hey campy i think the dude dave with the dually has one thas juiced with a choptop