how many times...

are you haulin gravel, your shocks are broke, how do you drive it like that, i got asked if my gas tank was an engine since its in the bed for the time being...... im sure i could come up with more but those were the first to come to mind

my responce to the lowriders are for people who cant get it up ...... 4x4s are for people with 3 teeth that fuck there sister .then call them joe dirt , simple but it works

One time at a cruise nite I rolled in at stock ride height in my Cadillac (when it looked all stock on the outside)and some chick goes "I want and old car just like that!" Then I aired out and she said "Well not like that, its broken."

I ALWAYS GET , "HOW ARE YOU GONNA DRIVE THAT THING WHEN ITS ON THE GROUND"

It's like a lowrider but with out the gangs and tacky paint jobs. Besides, low riders are hardly that low.

You know it's really strange you guys with bags all get asked if you got hydraulics while I have hydraulics and get asked if I got bags all the damn time. i personally like the ones who follow you in a parking lot or your driveway and say hey man theres something dragging under your truck when you just raised it up to pull into the parking lot or driveway and then laid it back out.

" how ya gonna haul hay with a big ole hole in dat der bed" Quote from Sonora CA back about 5 years ago when I took my Tacoma up there lol.

this guy in a jacked up caprice asked me "how high do dat thang get?"

I get the "you got hydro's?", "how do you drive that so low?", and the ever popular kid on the side of the road throwin' up his arm like he wants me to start hoppin, lol.

whenever people throw their arms out the window givin the "hop it" sign i just wave back.... its halirious, they'll keep doin it as if you think their wavin at you



and i just said wave too many times now it doesnt sound like a real word