chuck norris= bitch

Originally posted by suckafree



Originally posted by twistedsdime



So he's a sissy b/c he's defending his name? Interesting..... no hes a bitch because he should enjoy the attention his washed up ass is getting. Have people ever seen his movies? or the tv shows



Yeah, they are cheesy now but so what. They were the shit back in the day. Its like watching The Exorcist. Its not that scary now, but that shit had grown men sleeping at the foot of their parents bed when it came out.

watch out seth....those grown men might sue ya for those claims

you cant use someone elses name to make profit IMO

CHUCK NORRIS FACTS-ALL REAL "BETTER BELIEVE IT!" 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 3. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. 4. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 5. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. 6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 7. If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris. 8. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. 9. The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE. 10. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 11. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 12. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. 13. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. 14. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. 15. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. 16. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. 17. Chuck Norris' penis is so large that it actually warps the fabric of space-time. Indeed some physicists now theorise that the passage of time is mearly a byproduct of Norris' colossal erections. This is known as the "Chuck Norris' big cock theory of space-time". 18. As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. 19. Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. 20. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down. 21. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. 22. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 23. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. 24. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. 25. Every time Chuck Norris smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Chuck Norris only smiles after he kills someone. 26. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. 27. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. 28. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday. 29. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. 30. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

fucking lol!

Sucka free im surprised your still around Chuck norris has HIV and he is gonna bite the shit outta u lol

Does anyone have the picture of chuck norris where it states on msnbc or some sh*t website (not really but as a joke)that chuck norris has died.

Originally posted by tooleyhc



Originally posted by 94NissanLaysDoor



This tat is not mine...Although it is funny, kinda looks like a cartoon jesus though...

Here is the owner of the tat...a friend of mine RobertHttp://www.streetsourcemag.com/Profile.aspx?ProfileID=34100





That's HARDCORE!!!!

i think he's just mad because he didn't get to cash in on this book. If they had cut him in a deal he would probably have had no problems and a little stupid disclaimer would have been put in the beginning of the book.

Don't upset Chuck. You wouldn't like it when he gets angry. He still scares the sh*t out of me. I can't watch his movies or Walker, Texas Ranger it gives me nightmares. I wake up in cold sweats and I have to check the closet and look under the bed for him.