so...another random thread?

one day of prison left. oooohhhh yyyyeeeeessssss.

I'm stoked. then I get to work. money money money money.

This one has killed me since I was 10!

"-The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
-The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
-The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
-No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
-The red zone has always been for loading.
-Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
-Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
-Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
-It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved."

Any old timers out there know this one?

Originally posted by BioSarra



one day of prison left. oooohhhh yyyyeeeeessssss.



then summer school starts flunky.

Originally posted by framelayer521



This one has killed me since I was 10!

"-The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.-The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.-The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.-No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.-The red zone has always been for loading.-Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.-Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.-Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.-It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved."

Any old timers out there know this one?

AIRPLANE

shut the fk up russell.legally he can't flunk me and I can take him to court if he does. he didn't put a comment on my report card that said "may fail at end of semester" so if he flunks me he is breaking the law. words from my counselors mouth. so, even if I did fail my final and my semester grade is an F, he has to give me a D- because he didn't warn me that I was in danger of failing at semester. I MUTHAFUCKIN WIN.Loopholes. Loopholes are great. Still can't get a tattoo with a D on my report card, but I won't have to retake friggin Alg2.

Dogma is prolly the best movie ever written...well with Kevin Smith' lack of actual writing.
Yes the man is genious...who else could put a skater in a starring role.

I now have like 8500 views at a truck that hasnt seen a wrench or had gas in about 7 years. Good news though...

a. horse corspe is no longer a concern.
b. the new shop will have a roof and walls within 6 days
c. that heap will will have new home...not saying I will work on it, but i will move it.

One of my favorite movies:

Listen, I'm a big supporter of fixing potholes and erecting swing sets and building shelters. I am *more* than happy to pay those taxes. I'm just not such a big fan of the percentage that the government uses for national defense, corporate bailouts, and campaign discretionary funds. So, I didn't pay those taxes. I think I sent a letter to that effect with my return.

Would it be the letter that beings "Dear Imperialist Swine"?


*and*


Dave, can I pose a somewhat abstract, purely hypothetical question?

Sure.

If you knew you were gonna die, possibly soon, what would you do?

Wow, I don't know. Am I the richest man in the world?

No, you're you.

Do I have a superpower?

No, you're *you*.

I know I'm me, but do I have a superpower?

No, why would you have a superpower?

I don't know, you said it was hypothetical.

Fine, yes, you're really good at math.

That's not a power, that's a skill.

Okay, you're good at math and you're invisible. And you know you're gonna
die.

Okay, okay. That's easy, I'd go to space camp.

Space camp?

Yeah, it's in Alabama. It's where kids go to learn how to become astronauts. I've always wanted to go since I was nine.

You're invisible and you'd go to space camp?

I didn't pick invisible, you picked invisible.

Aren't you too old to go to space camp?

You're *never* too old to go to space camp, dude.



*and*



You know there's something called a nicotine patch.

I don't need a nicotine patch. I smoke cigarettes.

hey guess what!

Jumbo is fat!