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so...another random thread?

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4twnty   +1y
1.: Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

2.Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.

3.Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.

pisswasser   +1y
american psycho is sick

TwistedMinis   +1y
^ That it is!
BioSarra   +1y
hey guess what!
fatboysS1O   +1y
geez. what?
marcus760   +1y
Edited: 6/13/2008 12:28:01 AM by marcus760

Originally posted by BenDaPirate



One of my favorite movies:

Listen, I'm a big supporter of fixing potholes and erecting swing sets and building shelters. I am *more* than happy to pay those taxes. I'm just not such a big fan of the percentage that the government uses for national defense, corporate bailouts, and campaign discretionary funds. So, I didn't pay those taxes. I think I sent a letter to that effect with my return.

Would it be the letter that beings "Dear Imperialist Swine"?

*and*



Dave, can I pose a somewhat abstract, purely hypothetical question?

Sure.

If you knew you were gonna die, possibly soon, what would you do?

Wow, I don't know. Am I the richest man in the world?

No, you're you.

Do I have a superpower?

No, you're *you*.

I know I'm me, but do I have a superpower?

No, why would you have a superpower?

I don't know, you said it was hypothetical.

Fine, yes, you're really good at math.

That's not a power, that's a skill.

Okay, you're good at math and you're invisible. And you know you're gonna die.

Okay, okay. That's easy, I'd go to space camp.

Space camp?

Yeah, it's in Alabama. It's where kids go to learn how to become astronauts. I've always wanted to go since I was nine.

You're invisible and you'd go to space camp?

I didn't pick invisible, you picked invisible.

Aren't you too old to go to space camp?

You're *never* too old to go to space camp, dude.



*and*



You know there's something called a nicotine patch.

I don't need a nicotine patch. I smoke cigarettes.





stranger than fiction...great movie

here's one...."my step dad's not mad he's just adjusting"





cchevrolow95   +1y
Clark: Fun? oh we're gonna have fun, we're gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god damn smiles
Russ : Dad?
Clark: DON'T TOUCHHHHHH
pisswasser   +1y
vacation rocks!!!!
jumbo   +1y
Originally posted by BioSarra



hey guess what!

chicken squat! Put it on bread and eat it hot!

SOrry, what? Seriously.
jumbo   +1y
Originally posted by fatboysS1O



Jumbo is fat!

dude, where the fuck did my name come up in that equation? I resemble that remark!!