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Originally posted by sdime2372
my wife made me watch "queer eye for the straight guy" and all i heard for 45 minutes was "why can't you be more like that guy?". Sorry, i dress comfortable, have chest, back, and shoulder hair, and don't really give a rat's ass about what other people think when they see me. Fucking sue me. So i heard "why can't you be like that guy, why can't you be more like that guy" about 15 times and i finally snapped, i told her "you know, the dude's cooking, his house is clean, and he sucks dick, why can't YOU be more like that guy?"
hahaha!!!! I'm gonna have to steal that one from you to use later.