Need some Landlord prank ideas.

I'll cut to the chase. My landlord is a dick. He's lazy, rude, incompotent and apathetic. I want to pull some pranks, but I have a few requirements:

1. Cannot be physically harmful. I don't need to end up in jail, fellas.
2. Can't be destructive or permanant.
3. CANNOT be traced back to me. I don't like him, but I don't need to get the Wife and I evicted, either.

Anybody have any ideas?

A large amount of those plastic pink flamingos all over. Or gnomes or anything lol

Give him an "UPPERDECKER". Take a dump in the top of his toilet and get the hell out of dodge. Its the gift that keeps on giving.

I actually did that to an old roommate

I just thought of another one, this one is called shit dollar. It only costs as much dollar bills you use. Fold the dollar bill in half and in the middle put your crap and set it on the ground where you know they will see it. I have only seen it work once but they are supposed to pick it up and put it in their pocket and yea you know the rest

you sicko

lol sick and twisted we are on duallyscene

Yeah, I've been contemplating the upper decker myself for a while now. I just need to wait til my lease is up, y'know. Shit dollar sounds pretty funny. I think I'm looking to hit him where it hurts, the wallet. I'm thinking of something electrical, since I was an electrician. I've been considering unhooking the hot leads on a decent amount of recepticals. At the very least, He'll have to call out an electrician and pay him to troubleshoot it. Although any electrician worth his weight in rotting garbage should be able to figure it out in less than 5 minutes. Theres still usually a service call minimum.

throw a dirty baby diaper at him......

get some sushi...let it rot in the package...then hide it somewhere in his place lol.

ohh yea... dig a hole... dump 1 qt of motor oil in the ground, then call the EPA and tell them you saw the f***er dumping oil back there, he owns the land, it's his problem. poluted land is COSTLY to clean up...i think 1qt of motor oil can pollute like 10 cubic yards of earth.

Get a fish, or two, or three, whatever makes you happy, and in the middle of the night, take the fish and a long pole (broom handle or whatever) and stick the fish in the tail pipe of his car/truck, and shove it all the way in with the pole til it falls into the muffler...... he'll have one shitty week after that!!! - Or get a valve stem remover tool, unscrew the stems out of all his tires..... tires go flat, can't put air in the tires with out the stems...... he'll have a pretty crappy day that day.... - spray paint his bushes - get a paper bag, fill it with dog poo, put at his front door, set it on fire, ring the door bell twice, run like hell. He see the fire, and stomps on it to put it out, gets dog poo all over his shoes and porch - shave his dogs ass and duck tape him to a tree - drill holes in the roof of his house, so it leaves and has to repair it - cut he tv cable in two different places - put grease under his door handles - u.p.s. him a box of dog poo - go to your local hunting supply store and get a butt load of deer musk (pee) and spray it all over ever entrance to his house and in the door jambs of his car/truck....... if none of these strikes your fancy just hit me back, I got plenty more ideas.....