jcampbell1180
+1y
American Chopper? AMERICAN CHOPPER!?!?! THOSE GUY'S ARE FAGS!!!
This is my impression of EVERY episode ever made.
Sr.: "Hey Paulie, that Christmas/POW/Firefighter/Trim Spa/Jet bike isn't gonna build itself, you jackass!"
Paulie: "Dad I work harder than everyone here! If it weren't for me, you'd be screwed. Hey Vinnie, you do all the work so I can fight with my Dad/play grab ass with Mikey/bone my girlfriend/work on my faggot-ass Prowler."
Tons of drama, 75 different swear words and 45 minutes later...
Sr.: "Well Paulie, you really did it this time"
Paulie: "Yeah I know. I'm the shit. It's super easy to build a bike when you buy all the parts out of a catalog, and make Vinnie/random shop dickhead put it together. All I have to do is f-up a perfectly good frame/fender/tank with some round bar, and BAM!!! We got us a theme bike.
Mikey: "LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!! I'M A HUGE JACKASS!!! LOOK AT ME!!! HAW-HEE-HAW-HEE-HAW!!!"