Whats your pornstar name??

hahah come on door we whore better then anyone around u knew it was inevitible

how come I always have to be the homo

I know, but ya just can't help but to ask yourself that question everytime

very true

Alright, Pig, one more time...


Your Porn Star Name Is...



Matt "I Love Man Mustard All Over My Body" Weathers
What's Your Porn Star Name?




Yikes, Dude.

Hey, don't bitch at me. You act like before I posted it, I changed the normal, acceptable hetro-sexual name in the code, to something flamboyant and fruity. Then, I previewed it to make sure it worked, and them hit the "submit" button.

Sheesh, Dude. What kind of Bro do you think I am?

The machine just knows you deepest secrets. That's all.

Wait a minute!?! Weren't you the guy sittin' on the couch eatin' cheerio's while he was spankin' it to fuzy tv reception of midget porn in the same room?

Uh...what?...I, uh...I don't have any idea of what your talking about.

I don't even like Cheerios. It was Cheeto...uh, I mean...NO!

I kept reading fuzy midget porn. All I could think was ewoks getting it on.

AHH HA! BUSTED!

how did we go from porn names to midget porn to ewok's wow that is the mosted f'ed up progression of topics LOL