Worst Things For Your Woman To Say, When She Walks In Your Shop

"WTF did you order without telling me now"......followed by me telling her " I told you when I ordered it, not my fault you forgot and it was backordered for 3 months" lol.

I hate when they come by the shop and say something like, "It looks the same as it did last week." Even worse is when you have all your leathers and hood on and hear them blowing up your damn phone expecting you to stop what youre doing and sped all your time txting them back...... good riddance to that one!

i always thought it would be cool to marry a girl w/ the same interest as me, for the most part its the greatest thing in the world except when "why are you working on your truck when i've been trying to get you to work on mine for the past month?!

Mine didn't happen in the garage but the first time my girlfriend was sitting in my truck when I aired it up I get " I feel like a hooligan" lol! She loves the truck though so I got no compaints!

My wife said one time, "Happy birthday, I hope you like your steering wheel", or "too bad its a stick, not an automatic so I can drive it"  Now thats a keeper.  Last week she said" I am taking Mason shopping, why don't you take the dirtbike out and ride some trails"           dear diary....JACKPOT!!   giggidy giggidy allright. 

what about when they say, you need to dust your car...........THEN TAKE THERE FINGER AND RUN IT DOWN THE PAINT, or Write Something in it...>>>>>

what about, "i drove your truck to the store yesterday and on the way home i hit a car, are you mad?"  i hear this alot cause my wife likes hello kitty, "why don't you paint hello kitty on the hood and make the horn sound like a kitty?"  or this, "why don't you sell it and get something that is actually running and can drive for me?"   YEAH RIGHT LIKE THAT WILL HAPPEN

told my old lady bout geting rolled last night for an unsafe vehicle being to low (got a warning)  and she told me "well you should of been driving lower"

Mine said "do you want to explain to me why you have TWO credit cards WELL OVER their limits when you told me you didn't have any credit cards at all?!" My response: "no" Needless to say, the truck is on hold for a little while. :LOL:

the wife just looks at me and says "don't you have two bags already?" me: "yeah, but you gotta have four so the front and rear can go up and down." (wife cares nothing for cars...gas and wash is all she knows) wife: "well what's all those shiny things for?...do you have to make it go up and down?...why not just leave it alone?" me: "stainless doesn't rust and i already have the shit to do the front so yes it HAS to go up and down...and NO i can't leave it stock!"