Get a girlfriend!? Dude...then i'll lose everything...you don't know my wife. She's cute...but she also don't take no shit, that's why I married her. Kinda chick that'll go back to back with you in a bar fight with a leg she broke off the coin operated pool table.
Seriously though, she's not all bad...and they do make cheap diamonds...lol.
I don't got Donald Trump money by any means, but trust me, spending a little money on wifey (couple hundred here and there) will produce many years of stress free build time. Dude I just spent 1400 bucks on rims for my VW. So why not spend a little on my wife?
$200.00 tennis bracelet...or some perfume or make-up, she's happy...no bitching..i'm happy...tells her hot friends how cool I am...