Most embarrassing stories... what u guys got?

Lets here those totally embarrassing stories of stalling out in front of hot girls.. or parts falling off.. because most of the members on the board are younger guys this should be really intresting.. and to us older fellas.. we have their stories beat hands down.. so lets hear a couple. and please don't post a 40 page story.. OR 50 different ones.. i don't want to read THAT much.. just wanna laugh.
Mike

I guess i gotta go first. When i was 16y/o I was on my second date ever where i actually drove. Anyways.. i was going down a road w/ a lot of stop signs and stomping on the breaks pretty hard because the seatbelt on the passengers side didn't work very well.. so i was sticking my arm over and feelin this chick up in the process. I thought i was SOOOOO smooth.. until i stalled out, and the truck jumped and i didn't stick my arm over... instead she smacked her forehead on the dash board. Talk about a tence situation.. explain to a 16y/o girls father that the reason she has a huge knot on her head was because i didn't stick my arm over and grab her chest so she didn't fly forward. just wasn't good.. and easy to look back and laugh.

I was on the slowing down to a stop and checking out the hot girl in the lanes beside me and slammed into the car in front of me.

When i was 16 and first got my truck on the road, everyone was at a parking lot in the snow spinning donuts and i had what is not my girlfriend with me, i went sliding around the side of this building in 3rd gear and the right into where they plowed all the snow to it went from 4" that we were doing donuts on to 4'. My truck was covered up to the winshield in snow and u can't even imagine how hard it was to dig back out...

I was draging my truck through a parking lot at about 40 and right were the big group of people were standing, there was a unmarked speed bump. The truck hit the speed bump and shot in the air. When it landed I was so red in the face and thought I would never be able to show my face again. It ended up looking like the 4th of july and the people could'nt beleive how cool it looked. to this day I never went back
Matt

i went to this chiks house drunk as hell, i passed out in the middle of the deed, i was trashed..many many shots.. so i woke up in the middle of the night, had to take a leak, i couldnt find the toilet.. it was a huge house and it was dark.. ended up in another girls room..pissed and puked all over this chiks room, thank god she wasnt home lol... but i got up before anyone else and rolled... i havent seen that chik since lol

Thats Funny as hell man

I was at my brother in laws house for a christmas party and all his family and friends were there along with a bunch of kids, he had a black box hooked up to his big screen and I decided I wanted to watch tv, I turned on the tv and to my suprise it was on the hot network and some chick sucking this guys dick was all over the screen.. I scrambled to shut it off but couldn't find the button... after a couple minutes my sister came running over and shut it off.. it was so embarrassing! After that she told me when the tv is turned off it goes back to channel 1 which happened to be the hot network.. all I can remember is standing in front of the tv so all the kids wouldn't see.... It's funny as hell now but it wasn't back then...lol

WAY BACK IN HIGHSKOOL A BUNCH MY FRIENDS WERE OUT GOING TO A BONFIRE PARTY, AND I HAD MY G/F W/ME & ON THE WAY THINGS GOT A LITTLE HOT, SO WE PULLED OFF ON A SIDE ROAD TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS, AND BOUT THE TIME THINGS GOT GOIN GOOD, A COUPLE OF MY BUDS PULL UP WITH THEIR LIGHTS OFF, AND TURNED THE ALARM ON ON HIS TRUCK, IT SOUNDED LIKE THE COPS SIRENS, NEEDLESSS TO SAY, I HIT MY HEAD ON THE ROOF OF THE TRUCK, SHE HIT HER HEAD ON THE STEERING WHEEL, AND WHEN I LOOKED UP, NO COPS, JUST MY BUDS......

I was riding with my bro in his '85 Fiero GT. The car next to us on the freeway had two guys in the front seats and two girls in the back seat (probably their girlfriends). Well, I waved and nodded at the girls and they smiled; I think one of them waved back. My brother was kind of embarrassed so he floored it and we were gone. Traffic kinda got thick and the car with the girls got next to us again and the guy in the passanger seat looked at us and started to shake his finger and his head at my brother and me. I started laughing and they took off and got off on the next exit.

lmfao matt my man, i no the feeling i was doing about 30 in the lil cruising spot here in ky and hit a huge pot hole and i just looked behind me not paying attention and smashed it and sparks went everywere, i thought my image was over but everyone loved it.

My embarassing story is when all the lil air ride buddys were at our lil spot and i knew none of them could hop there truck so i started hoppin my truck and i prolly got 4-5" from pankcaking the whole truck( you can imagine how long my 450s were running ) And i get ready to pull out after everyones jaw dropped from me hoppping it and my truck dies, with the compressors running i felt like a total dumb ass, but when i hop my truck my main ignition wire will slide off sometimes and i knew it was that, thank god it started back up