Most embarrassing stories... what u guys got?

well the other day i was at my girlfriends house getting some bop but i dont know why i was kinda on my knees unballanced, then she said she didnt want me to nut in her mouth for some reason and i was like aight, then i got a towel and i was bout to blow then i fell off of the bed and nutted at the same time, but was trying to catch it on the towel and just hit my head on the dressor and got nut on my shirt, almost on my head . We laughed for like an hour

Thats some funny shit there, haha!!

ok this was a year ago, the day after my 16th birthday. i was at a friends house his parents wasnt home, you know the deal. my friends older HOT sis scored us a couple cases of beer for my big b-day party. well we got drunk as shit and i dont really remember what happened that night. but that morning i woke up to a camera flash and everyone including the hot college girl laughing at me. i was bare assed, w/my face laying on the toilet seat. there was a mound of carpet cleaner on my head, and i had been antiqued. after i put my clothes on we went to my other friend and all proceeded to take pictures of our sacks on his dig. camera, which was really his moms. that was pretty embarassing for me. they showed this pic to every1 they could find until i got it deleted lol.

hahhahahahahahahhahaha thats some good stories , damn

When I first got my old Mits bagged, we went to Bristol, TN for NOPI 2003. I decided to drag on this S10 at the gas station, but when I dropped my truck, something bound up and the truck would not lay out. Needless to say, everyone at the gas station was laughing so hard at me, but that wasnt enough. Everyone that was there got in their trucks and followed me on the interstate and proceeed to drag on me hard. The truck drug that time and to this day I stil do not know what happened that b/c my mom lives near the track and I used to go by there draggin all the time when I lived in TN.