Hee-Haw

I got told that one from a friend years ago the other is
old mc donald sitting on a bench picking his ass with a monkey wrench, wrench got hot hit his balls blood all over his over alls.

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of
tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for
him.

He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you
would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either

^^^ lmao

ok one more..
a guy goes to the drug store and buys one condom the cashier says thats 99 cents plus tax.....the screamed tacks they dont stay on by themselves?/

hahaha good one haha

hahaha good one haha

lol marcus has a studdering problem....lol

oh ya? well you s-s-s-stupid... haha

funny how most people (that actually post) on this forum know me by my first name, its annoying for me to write your sn's all the time when i am used to saying your name lol

plus your screen name is too friggin long...

hahaha ya....