Hee-Haw

Two "senior "ladies were on the front porch sipping coffee when one turns to the other and says."I know u went out with that nice Mr. Johnson last week and now he has asked me out and I want to know how it went with u two."Second lady says,"well he showed up promptly at 7 pm,impeccably dressed in a new suit,carrying flowers and a box of chocolates.We went downstairs where there was a chauffer with a limo that took us to an expensive restaurant where we enjoyed fine steaks,drank champaigne and then went to the theater and enjoyed a great show.On the way back home,however ,he turned into a complete animal,ripped off my new dress and had his way with me-twice.""Gracious" says the first lady,"Are u saying I shouldnt go out with him then?" "No,dummy",says lady number two,"Just wear an old dress." Hee-Haw.BJ

Ha. I laughed.

thats good dude put a smile on my face. hard to do right now.

hey v8 evrything ok bro???

Ya just have some family stuff I am dealing with and slammedyota91 {marcus} and Cid {Dale } are helping me get threw it. I just don't want to burdon others but little jokes like this one help put a smile and a laugh on me.

ok then try this on for size its kinda long but funny as hell


there was a lady lying on the beach she had no arms and no legs
she saw a lifeguard walking towards her so she started crying....the lifeguards asked her what was wrong...as you can see i have no arms and no legs and i have never been hugged ..so the lifeguards gives her a hug and is on his way

about a half hour later she see's another man walking the beach towards her ..so she starts crying again...the man comes to her side and says ...whats wrong ...again she replies as you can see i have no arms and no legs i have been hugged only once and never been kissed...so the gives her a kiss and is on his way

about an hour passes by and she sees a big burley biker walking on the beach headed her was ...so again she starts crying and the biker comes over and says whats wrong with you..she says as you can see i have no arms and no legs and have been hugged only once and kissed only once and i have never been

so the biker picks her up throws her in the ocean and says ...YOUR NOW!!!

Hahahahahahaha now that is some funny shit. Thanks dude.

one of my all time favs...lol

Here is one.
Not to night but the night before 24 robbers came to my door, went down stairs to let them in hit me the head with a frying pan went up stairs to go back to bed a bucket of piss fell on my head couldn't swim couldn't float 24 farts went down my throat, went down stairs to light a fire caught my prick in a electric wire so I put out the window to cool it off some dirty bastard shot it off went out side to pick it up and a god danm robin ate it up.

lmao ..must have been a hell of a night........