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A fellow minitrucker and a friend of mine just posted this on facebook and I am rolling laughing because it is so bad ass!!!!!
Twas the night before Christmas and out in the shop, grinding was heard cause there was a fresh truck to chop.
The floorboard was marked by a sharpee with care , and hopes that filler plates soon would be there. . Dad in his old coat and I in a backwards ball cap, had just settled in for some work, a whole boatload of crap.
When all of a sudden I heard air let out, I ran out the shop to see what it was all about. Away to the driveway I ran like the wind, when I saw a bodydropped Mazda I about jumped in. The sweet kandy paint shined like fresh powder snow, it was tuckin half a 20 dang it was low. When what to my eyes did appear but A bag full of toys and a Fat minitrucker with beer.
He was a big old dude with a bunch of tattoos, one I saw said Bags, Bodydrops and Brews. I thought to myself, dude what the hell? This dude has a sick truck but he's fat and he smells. He asked me if I was a minitrucker and I said yeah, so, I asked if he was Santa and he said Hell yeah and who wants to know. I said I do so wheres youre sleigh and youre deer, he said that shit was a lie and rolling without a mini was queer.
He then looked at his mini with no kinda shame and noted it mods but It was hella phat so I couldnt blame. 5 lugg conversion and a bodydrop some chrome 20s and a chop top. all shaved out slick with suicide doors and sick kandy paint, and a all sheetmetal dash that about made me faint.
Now the fat minitrucker said go to the shop and get youre skinny ass back to work, then he fired up his mini and drug out my driveway like a jerk. As I watched in amazement right before I began to cry I watched him lay it out in front of the shop and the sparks began to fly. He looked in his billet rearview as he adjusted it right and screamed Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good night.