Powdered cat?

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Powdered cat?
akbri907 avatar
akbri907
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Me too. Thanks for the laugh, I was having a crappy day.
lotoy86 avatar
lotoy86
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mmmm crappy day chicken thats nothing i just broke both my thermostat bolts. !!!!!
akbri907 avatar
akbri907
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I'm sure that is the way they recomend to do it in the manuals. LOL Good luck.
twisted minis avatar
twisted minis
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Take some pics of the aftermath before you wash it off.
holcombe347 avatar
holcombe347
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hell yeah, take some pictures!

dont feel bad, my friday the 13th i smoked a transmission out of the jimmy im driving why my truck is down. 8o(...that means i have to ride my motorcycle on monday to work...its like 40 degrees in the morning. its gonna suck.
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toyotaman89
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too late to take pics of the gore, but since i have no inner fenders, i found some meaty chunks in the front of my drivers side door jamb too.....

and no, id rather smell nuggets all day than smell cookin pussy!!
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draggin87yota
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lol sounds like me the other day,it was like 7am jus finished droppin of the sis at school,im tired as hell,all i kno is i saw a car swerve out in front of me by the time i saw wat it was i ran a big ass racoon over that shit was loud i felt the truck run over the bones,i look back in the window that shit did like 4 flips in the air then almost landed on the other guys car,lol.good thing i wasnt ridin too low,i had the ass down and the front up but the ass wasnt too low.
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m_i_zombie
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[quote=and no, id rather smell nuggets all day than smell cookin pussy!![/quote]

Ever had the joy of smelling cooked possum??

How to cook opossum

1. Find the fatest possum, knock the snot out of it with a tennis racket, wiffle bat (yellow skinny one, no the fat red Fred Flintstone kind), rebar or anything that you can pummel it with. Carefully place in heavy burlap or feed sack, close tightly.

2. Take possum home, go into your garage and dig out arc welder. Attach ground to tail. Attach pos. ear. Be cautious, the little bastards can bite quick and hard. If it moves beat the shit out of it again.

3. plug in said arc welder. Start at a low setting and gradually or rapidly go to higher settings, whichever you choose. when eyes pop or fur catches fire possum is done.

4. Open a frosty barley pop or any malt beverage of your choice and take a deep breath and enjoy the fruits of torture and electrical power tools.
kdcgrohl avatar
kdcgrohl
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wow.
toyotaman89 avatar
toyotaman89
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wow, m_i_zombie....im worried bout you...seek counseling... lol