m_i_zombie
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[quote=and no, id rather smell nuggets all day than smell cookin pussy!![/quote]
Ever had the joy of smelling cooked possum??
How to cook opossum
1. Find the fatest possum, knock the snot out of it with a tennis racket, wiffle bat (yellow skinny one, no the fat red Fred Flintstone kind), rebar or anything that you can pummel it with. Carefully place in heavy burlap or feed sack, close tightly.
2. Take possum home, go into your garage and dig out arc welder. Attach ground to tail. Attach pos. ear. Be cautious, the little bastards can bite quick and hard. If it moves beat the shit out of it again.
3. plug in said arc welder. Start at a low setting and gradually or rapidly go to higher settings, whichever you choose. when eyes pop or fur catches fire possum is done.
4. Open a frosty barley pop or any malt beverage of your choice and take a deep breath and enjoy the fruits of torture and electrical power tools.