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hmmm...things to ponder

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upallnite   +1y
Edited: 9/14/2005 2:23:58 AM by upallnite

Beacuse I was bored at work I decided to answer a few. Can anyone answer the rest?

Can you cry under water? Yes, but no one can see you cry.

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" . . . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes are a bitch!

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Can you picture a high school freshman trying to fold a round box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Prioritys.

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? yes

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Not for that but you can bet they will find another reason real soon.

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? Florida has trouble with just two. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. So that they can watch you thru the key hole. Or, so that you can't see what they are doing while watching you change.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? No

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling? If you were dragging you are.:DRAG:

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Quite often yes.

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? yes

Why did you just try singing the two songs above? I
DeepSouthS10   +1y
here are a few more to think about..........

why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

why are they called apartments, they are all close together.

why do they call it a television set? you only get one.

......and finally the worlds greatest question of all, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
FrameLayN88   +1y
OK
I was going to ask who all played in a nuclear Waste sight as a kid or didn't you know water & blowdriers don't mix? But then I thought about what people are listing. It kind of makes since! Think about it.

If some one is always smart then you! Then who is the smartest person?

Oh and by the way, I DON'T MAKE SENCE I MAKE DOLLARS

FrameLayN88
Isuzu
H8MENOW   +1y
if god is love and love is blind, so is ray charles god? think about that.
jmn444   +1y
I just need to know why the fuck they have braille on the drive up atms.
CiViS300   +1y
Originally posted by H8MENOW



if god is love and love is blind, so is ray charles god? think about that.

No Stevie Wonder is.
fiasco   +1y
paint chips make me thirsty
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kindalow   +1y
Originally posted by LayedOutDreams



Originally posted by baggedMITSU



Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?



That's bologna, they make square meat.

FATSHI   +1y
yall some crazy crackers
hopsing   +1y
How do they get teflon to stick to the pan?

What do you ship styrofoam in?