so...another random thread?

Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss "Mister", and I've been working for him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting... I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast.

I've passed the point of no return. Do you know what that is, Beth? That's the point in a journey where it's longer to go back to the beginning then to continue to the end. It's like when those astronauts got in trouble. I don't know, somebody messed up, and they had to get them back to Earth. But they had passed the point of no return. They were on the other side of the moon and were out of contact for like hours. Everybody waited to see if a bunch of dead guys in a can would pop out the other side. Well, that's me. I'm on the other side of the moon now and everybody is going to have to wait until I pop out.

hi

Originally posted by pisswasser



i see your schwartz is as big as mine



spaceballs.

Do the truffle shuffle!
Come on....
DO IT!
Come on...

Originally posted by no1lowr



its so unusual that its not at all usual, run of the mill type, fabrication. so unusual tha midgets can see how unusual it is, or isnt, but .... umm

LOL, mmmmm, midgets......

Originally posted by greenwithenvy86



I wanna play! Anchorman!! An instant classic! So, Chris Allred, just how unusual is your fabrication?

Its about as unusual as the chick in "Total Recall" with 3 breasts, lol! All you guys know who i'm talking about, lol!

I thin that long one was from pulp fiction. Not sure though.

^^ goonies, too easy

How about this one

"what sort of pub is this then?"
"it's a samoan pub"
--gets drink--
"What the hell is this?"
"It's a cocktail, you asked for a cocktail"
"no, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink, I wasn't expecting a fuckin rainforest. You could fall in love with an orangutang in that"
"you want a pint, go to the pub"
"I thought this was a pub?"
".... it's a samoan pub"

the answer to the above quote....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY7OATiWOYU

"....i will not freebase cocaine......during the sermon...no sir i wont do it........unless ive heard it before..ya know...ya dont wanna be sitting there doing nothing ya know...so ill pull out that pipe and ill base...."