so...another random thread?

i love movies, here's the sad thing, i'm not watching while typing this:

You mean you don't have no black cats, roman candles or screaming meemies?

no.

Oh, come on man. you don't have no lady fingers, scuzzbuttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do dahs, crap flappers?

no.

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, whoosker do's, whoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisy's (with or without the scooter stick), or one single whistling kitty chaser?

no. snakes and sparklers are the only ones i like.

well, that might be your problem! it's not what you like, it's the consumer.

i watched that part like 30 times before i could do that. then i called all my buddies who promptly told me to get a fucking life. Congrats on your summer vacation, sarra. Wait till you get in the real world, there's no such thing as summer vacation, it sucks. All you older guys remember what it was like in high school? You're like "when's spring break?" "dude, it's like 3 months away" then in college you're like "when's spring break?" "next week". Damn, i miss college.

Been outta high school for 4 years now, and I gotta say..... I miss summer Vay Kay

Originally posted by corey0814



Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss "Mister", and I've been working for him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting... I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast.



Falling Down. F'ing great movie. Some days I feel just like Michael Douglas in that flick!

I LOVE LAMP...

^^^lol great! Anchorman again, lol!

Originally posted by sdime2372



i love movies, here's the sad thing, i'm not watching while typing this:

You mean you don't have no black cats, roman candles or screaming meemies?

no.

Oh, come on man. you don't have no lady fingers, scuzzbuttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do dahs, crap flappers?

no.

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, whoosker do's, whoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisy's (with or without the scooter stick), or one single whistling kitty chaser?

no. snakes and sparklers are the only ones i like.

well, that might be your problem! it's not what you like, it's the consumer.

i watched that part like 30 times before i could do that. then i called all my buddies who promptly told me to get a fucking life. Congrats on your summer vacation, sarra. Wait till you get in the real world, there's no such thing as summer vacation, it sucks. All you older guys remember what it was like in high school? You're like "when's spring break?" "dude, it's like 3 months away" then in college you're like "when's spring break?" "next week". Damn, i miss college.

I wish I could do that lol. I just remember bits and pieces and jumble them all up and run with it...

wow. i made this 24hours ago in spanish class and here i am again, thanks...but why movie quotes? ya'll always do quotes!!anyone like candy? what about texting? or getting out of prison?? does nobody care that im out for summer as of friday?? then i can go back to making $$$

Originally posted by Crazygenius13



I thin that long one was from pulp fiction. Not sure though.

^^ goonies, too easy

How about this one

"what sort of pub is this then?""it's a samoan pub"--gets drink--"What the hell is this?""It's a cocktail, you asked for a cocktail""no, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink, I wasn't expecting a fuckin rainforest. You could fall in love with an orangutang in that""you want a pint, go to the pub""I thought this was a pub?"".... it's a samoan pub"



lock stock and two smokin barrels.... tooo easy

They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.
from one of my favorite movies

and another one of my faves
You stupid bastard, I can't fuckin' believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the fuckin' thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no fuckin' lime. You're gonna do it.

Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?