You might be a minitrucker if.......

if you have ever had to explain to old people that you dont haul anything in the bed.
if every morning on your drive to work you almost cause an accident because of all the people starring.

you use dragging as traffic control to merge into other lands of traffic or to get people from riding your ass

you've ever sent your 4yr old son to show and tell with an airbag.you sold the custom front end conv. off ur truck just so you could do something else.

you've actually printed that shit out and pinned up on your shop wall to help defend your behavior to your new GF...

the "irs" mean completely something else to you then Internal revenue service

You know if your a minitrucker if...youve spent more hours driving to a show then actually at the show

....youre looking forward to havin xmas day off to get some work done on your truck

You get pissed when people say your bagged truck is on "hydraulics"

if youve stockfloored your truck because you drug through the stock frame

if the mailman gets pisses at yoy cause your mailbox is lower than everyone elses