You might be a minitrucker if.......

Edited: 1/8/2009 4:14:43 PM by 92zu

if the guys who work at the local junkyard look at you like youre insane.

if your definition of sledding....means draggin your truck in the snow    

if you have to explain to the doctor that you dont have lung cancer, its just all the bondo dust youve sucked in while shaving your truck. if you get your nuts cut and you ask the doctor to use titanium to close off the tubes.  <--- all based on a true story! lol

if a woman asks if your lookin to get layed and you reply trucks already bodydropped thanks for lookin out 

If you are on SSM on a saturday night at 6:30  when you should be out bangin chicks.

you dnt use trailer balls if your a mini-trucker   Come on man! If you can drag the right way, dont at all.