i know i know

after further review, and not enough time to go home, i have accomplished my mission right here in the shop shitter. now all my technicians cant say i dont give a shit about them, i just proved i really do

I love pooping @ work.

Something about getting paid while sitting on the can excites me.

i never thought of it that way. i am going to get some more ham and eggs!!!

I don't like our toilet paper at work. To soft.

Perhaps you should go out back and rip some bark off of a tree...

Well that's to rough. Just seems this stuff comes apart before getting the job done.

just use the work stuff for a preliminary wipe, and get you a box of chubs.(baby wipes) then chub up, and you will have a babysoft heiney just like when you were a kid

That's gospel right there.

Mrs. Campy gets all pissed when I jack the baby wipes, so now now buys me my own.

can i get an AMEN my brother!!