U know u own a mazda when

You know you own a mazda when special forces askes you to set up a smokescreen for them with your truck.

You know you own a mazda when you smile everyday realizing it's not a ford.

You know you own a mazda when you call it your 'beater' truck and it outlasts newer cars.

U know you own a mazda when you tromp the gas and it sounds like a float plane is taking off!!!

My original B2200 is still running at 900,000 km on the original head, and the original block.


You know you're addicted to a Mazda; when you see another one on the road in good nick, and your jealous of the owner..

u know you own a mazda when you know whats burning.

You know you own a mazda when 90mph is 4500 rpms in 5th.

you know you own a mazda when you get passed by a kite.

You know you own a mazda when your not goin fast enough to hit that deer that jumps out in front of you.

I joke on the mazdas but i lovem. owned two now

U know u own a Mazda when u see a car/truck rippin down the road an think hum I wounder what that motor will do in my truck

U know u own a Mazda when it the first thing that makes u smile in the morning

U know u own a Mazda when u just don't give a f**k what people think of it

You know u own a mazda when no matter what oil you run, the lifters stick.



You know you own a mazda when you get slapped by your date when shifting into reverse....(damn worn bushings)

you know you own a mazda when your right headlight is really dim and the only way to fix it is to bang on it.

you know you own a mazda when you can read the lips of the people your passing say what the f#*k.

you know its a mazda when the people at your workplace can hear the engine over the horn from inside.

you know its a mazda when you spin one tire.

you know its a mazda when seafoam doesnt make it smoke anymore than it did b4

you know its a mazda when you hit the snow covered corner sideways to slide past the 2wd suburban thats in the ditch. HAHA i love rwd in the snow.

You know u own a Mazda when u gotta downshift at least once (more like twice!) for even the slightest hill!

You know u own a Mazda when people can smell your exhaust before they hear you coming!

In all honesty this has been an awesome vehicle and I would own ten more if I had the $

its fun as hell to make up jokes tho i am on my second truckif i could id get another. most of those jokes have really happened to me n that what keeps me drivn it.... good times .

you know you own a mazda when your drivin down the road and hear a flange gasket blow on the exhaust causing a leak and causing your truck to run better.

(this actually happened to me las night lol)

This truck: 410000km = 254762mi on the odometer. It is my daily driver!