U know u own a mazda when

my last truck had 350,000 runnin strong till i wrecked it. this ones got almost 300,000 and needs a few things that my lx didnt. rings valve seals and im sure my valves r proly burnt up too

You know you own "A" Mazda when your driveway looks like this.

lol you know u own a mazda when u time 0-60mph in 25 seconds
and ur still in third gear.
you know its a mazda when stickers add horspower.

you know its a mazda when you can tell how much gas you have by how fast it accelarates.

you know its a mazda when you get better gas milage with an empty tank.

you know its a mazda when u park on a hill so you dont have to grind reverse

You know you drive a Mazda when you have to wear pants like this to fit everything in.

looks like ours before we moved...

started with all 3 trucks looking like this (no better shot with all 3 and all of the red one)


during paint on cortnyes, post accident with the flatbed, but prior to its repair... the first time... (grrrrr!!!)


just the two singles







well... i've put over 120,000 miles on my 2.6, have owned it for almost 5 years now, and about 25,000 miles ago, i would have had to ask my passenger to pick my keys up off the passenger floor... but i had no passenger and had to lean and try to reach up by the ecu to pick my keys up off the floor myself... its now happened several times, and normally i'm by myself...

i used to start my truck with a screwdriver after i lost my keys and ripped the ignition lock off. i think my keys are about 20 feet under the shenendoah river. lol drunken night on the kayak

you know you own a mazda when: you ask your buddy if you can borrow his key to his mazda, to unlock either of your 2 sitting in the driveway cause you didnt feel like going inside to get your keys (or on trucks that get drove, you can ask to borrow their key so you can unlock AND start yours)

I carry a "Mazda" master key in my wallet. It is stamped Mazda, and it was from my first B2200.. It opens my drivers door of my 26, and it will start the truck, but the ignition doesn't like this key much..

the key i use for my 91 2.6 is from a 1981 b2k... worked in the ignition since day one... and worked in the driver door until i shaved...

you may drive a mazda when your lifters start tickin and u put it in neutral and redline it and the ticking stops. (not recomended. i was already aggrivated at somthin else. lol)

you might drive a mazda if your camping in the mountains and start the truck early in the morning... and the fire dept. shows up.