post your favorite random fact

i don't know if we've done this or not, but they still make me laugh!

"Gravity dosen't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay the fuck down. Birds and planes are exempt beacuse they are shaped like Ts."

"Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants."

"Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris."

Disclaimer: all of the above statements are true.

"On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence."

"Mr. T once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that Mr. T was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on."

When Chuck Norris does pushups he dosn't go up the world goes down.

chuck norris is gay gay gay

lol thats a good one! ^

That is such a FACT.

When the boogie man goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

chuck norris does not sleep, he waits. lol

Chuck Norris dosen't cut the grass, he stands over it and dares it to grow!!!

Chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and kick himself in the back of the head.