post your favorite random fact

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights always make a left.

i'm above average... i've been awake for over twelve hours and counting

when you light a fart it no longer stinks

or are u below average speedster? lol

And 2 wrights make an airplane

if you can't dazzle some one with brilliance, baffle them with bullsh!t

lol dunno, i assumed
12 hours > 7 minutes so -
me > average

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Chuck Norris was rejected as a Training Officer for the Navy Seals. Nobody was coming back from patrols but-Chuck Norris.BJ

this applies to women
never trust anything that bleeds 5 days and doesnt die

this goes for farts
everyone likes there own brand




-justin