post your favorite random fact

shittt.... chuck norris isent hung like a horse....horses are hung like chuck norris!

not a chuck norris fact but....still kinda funny...a rhino can run 35 mph but can only see 6 feet in front of himself.

Chuck Norris can lick his own elbows... while most humans can't.

1 Chuck Norris fart can kill more people than an atom bomb-his belch is even worse.BJ

Mr.T can pee on a fireplug and turn it into a pile of tin soldiers.BJ

Traffic sucks, but I love to drive.

7-11 is open 24hrs, but they have locks on the doors.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T should have a cage match.

I like ice cream.

took the words right off my tounge.....

i was fat when i was a kid

this one i heard from a friend when your trying to get laid:
lower your standards, up your average

lol

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